“I will not, under any circumstances, be leaving for Camp Pokomoonshine tomorrow.” Friday Dear Mom and Dad, How many times do I have to unpack the suitcase you keep re-packing for me? It occurred to me last night, while Dad was on the phone with Grandma and I was listening in…

Personal dispatches from the bankless future —

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Someday Duck Day will be nationally recognized and everyone will get the day off to go to the pond — but until then, here are a few suggestions for how to celebrate your new favorite holiday from the confines of your terrible job! —